Under 50 Word Review -Brazil

Brazil is a mash up of 1984 story mixed with Gillam's fantastic brand of insanity. All pulled together with Robert Deniro popping in as a renegade plumber/electrician. Some of the best set design and pacing ever achieved. Soundtrack's pretty catchy too.

Under 50 Word Review - Alone in the Dark.

This film is directed by Uwe Boll. At one point in the film a character is killed off. When they cut back to him he's getting up. Other then these things it's one of the worst films ever made.

Under 50 word Reviews

Occasionally I will put up an under 50 word review of a film. Why so short? I don't like to preach, I can usually some up my opinion of a film in that amount of time. Plus it encourages me to only put important info into that space. Anyone can comment there own opinion but don't expect me to argue to heavy. I enjoy alot of films and the only way to have an opinion is to watch everything. The good, bad and whatever Uwe Boll is trying to accomplish. Here's a Under 50 Word example.




Rashomon.

Story about three different people telling the same tale through there own eyes. Major problem, each story doesn’t seem entirely that different. Sword fighting almost seems silly in parts. Seven Samurai is 3 hours and 45 minutes long and Rashomon still feels longer.




Look forward to them.

1st Entry

This blog will primarily be a place for me to review any older films or newer film news that has frustrated me. This idea spawned when I recently found out that Mirimax's subsidiary Dimension films, which was seconds away from bankruptcy decided to resurrect Scream. And since Wes Craven and Neve Cambell have little else to do these day's there both almost signed on to make Scream 4. Why does this matter at all.
For the record it shouldn't, but with this movie becoming a big budget film with Craven involved the company will be able to fiance the rest of their line up for the future. Dimension films now owns the right to my favorite movie of all time and will be remaking it.

That my friends is a Nazi demon from An American Werewolf in London. And Dimension Films has the rights to remake it. Dimension Films.